Monday, June 1, 2009

Things to do before I die

I have been thinking of things that I would like to do before I die. It is supposed to be an exercise in self awareness that helps you derive goals and a pace to set to accomplish things. This was not the case with my list.

1. Learn to sleep..... I am so very tired
2. Loose a girlfriend... not an actual girlfriend just the approximate weight of one so that I can attract other females.
3. Buy new shoe laces... This might seem trivial but I am guessing that the reason I die is tripping going down the stairs. That or Peta will attack me because of my cat posts.
4. Make a list of things I want to do before I die... oh sweet, check!
5. Learn a foreign language... You know what never mind I don't even like speaking pig Latin.
6. ......Think of more things for list
7. Get married.... preferably to a non immigrant seeking green card status. You know unless she's really hot.

That was as far as I got and since I am supposed to space these things out to give my life fulfillment that means I can't get my new shoe laces till next year or so. I am going to give this sleep thing another shot we'll see how it goes.

1 comment:

me,myself, and I said...

I think writing a book should be on your list, that and then something totally off the wall like learning to square dance, or yodel.