You have to actually turn on the dryer to make it dry that shirt you needed to wear for the morning meeting.
If you pay a needy cat any attention at all it will never leave you alone.....ever.
(This sentence is interchangeable with the word girl.)
Whatever lane you choose to be in on the freeway will be the slowest lane.
That thing you think you forgot but can't remember what it is, ya that was really important.
Your only clean towel is in the dryer with your meeting shirt.
Everyone knows that cloths of any kind add 10 or so pounds to the bathroom scale adjust accordingly.
Blood shot eyes really make that red shirt your wearing pop.
There are only 7 hours 58 minutes left to go before you can go home.
The good news is if this is in fact the worse day of your life it's all up hill from here..... except for you, you know who you are! There are only bad days left for you.
It's all a matter of perspective, unless you forgot your glasses then its all a matter of slightly blurred semi familiar objects.