I realized that all life’s little lessons can be learned from cartoons and much like this kindergarten guy I to have learned all I need to know.
Hitting people with a frying pan is funny and has no repercussions as long as you run from the room or possibly try and blow them up with TNT.
When in a situation I can’t get out of cross dressing and coming on to the problem causer is the answer.
Never buy from acme; its products have a terrible return policy.
The law of gravity states that an object will only fall if it knows it should.
Wearing the same thing every day is a perfectly acceptable life style.
Never trust grandmothers with big teeth
Wearing a red cloak only invites trouble
Smurfs can be made into gold by way of an alchemical process as long as your cat doesn’t screw it up.
If someone is trying to kill you acting as retarded as possible will save you every time.
Guns can be stopped by fingers
Planning an elaborate trap is never worth the effort
Strapping yourself to a rocket will only end in tears