Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Random and meaningless thoughts.

As I decided to do my blog today I had a veritable plethora of ideas. So many in fact that I mused about it for some time, then realized hours later that I never actually took the time to write down any of these thoughts. Of course now I can't remember a single one of them. Its not my fault, I don't sleep much. So you get random thoughts.

If fish is supposed to be so healthy for you explain wales.

Mood rings have gone out of style in recent years I propose that we perfect this technology so that it can perfectly detect your mood. Then the government will mandate that a mood stone be put on the forehead of every female. This will prevent further miss communications, stop wars, and make it so that when you are out of control furious I don't ask you out. Also there should be a "time of the month" systems critical warning.

My cat and I are in an epic struggle to kill each other but without the other knowing. I tried to tie a dryer sheet to him and well the rest is self explanatory, and he tried to gnaw my face off while I was sleeping. We where never that good at subtlety.

If French kissing is using the tongue then what is German kissing? Is it like invading Polandish tonsils or something.

Meh.. that's it for today I promise to sleep less tomorrow so I have something better for you.

2 comments:

me,myself, and I said...

Irish kissing is the exchange of strong alcoholic spirits while smashing faces. Leave that poor cat alone, you are bigger than he is. Either that or tie a rock to his tale and toss him into on coming traffic.

Lunatron (aka Jamie) said...

I'm pretty sure German Kissing is slamming back ein grossen bier, then exchanging brats and schnitzels.