Friday, June 26, 2009

Relationships are complicated

My girlfriend suggested we start spooning, then after a while she mentioned that maybe we should fork. Not to be outdone I decided to knife her. Now I am in jail, girls are so complicated.

Lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek. Gee I hope I remember her name before this song ends. Otherwise I will have to keep calling her lady in red and if she changes cloths then I'm just boned.

I would do anything for love but I wont do that, no I wont do that. Seriously that's just sick what the hell is wrong with you?

In your eyes the light the heat, in your eyes I'm incomplete, in your eyes..... Sorry I'll stop staring I see that I'm obviously freaking you out.

Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take I'll be watching you. But at 100 yards because of the restraining order. Don't worry I got this nifty telephoto lens.

You take a lot of time to get pretty every day. Doing your makeup, picking out just the right outfit, making sure your hair is just so. Then you get mad when I stare at you. Your all like "What are you doing! Get out of my Tree!!!" Women! am I right guys?

1 comment:

Danielle Fox said...

Suprised to see no air supply ;)