When you are going to be set up by a friend here is a handy translation guide.
Sweet spirit: Needs to be buttered before going through a door (may come pre-buttered)
Anything your mother says: Wrong, and she obviously doesn't know your type but wants grandchildren at the earliest possible moment and this girl had nice wide birthing hips.
She is just your type: This is vengeance for the wrongs you have done to me.
Great conversationalist: She will literally bore you to death.
Really smart girl: There is no way she will like you.
No really she's cute: Still wears pig tails and not the sexy way.
Likes all the same things you do: She is a stalker
This is going to be really fun: My girlfriend wont go out unless I bring you for her friend.
You've never met a girl like her: She is going to committed at the end of the month.
Nice personality: She is protected by green peace as the last land walking whale.
I have no idea I am only setting you up because you are really desperate and she works in my office: Love at first sight.