More Fun with yahoo answers

Original poster:
Skin rash question, red and purple dots?
i have some purple/red dots on my leg, what is it?

Dr. Doctor: (me)
Do the pustules in question pustulate or vibrate softly in anyway? If so you are dealing with the bubonic plague.

Concerned Citizen 223: (also me)
If you have the plague you need to take a pocket full of posies until you fall down of course.

Medical malpractice: (me again)
Have you ever come in contact with ape feces or had a bad tasting pineapple pizza? It could be superdonical purple zonkers syndrome.

Original Poster:
They are painful and I got them after a really hot day when I was outside. No I have not dealt with apes.

Dr. Doctor: (me)
That changes everything baring the ape fecal flinging at the zoo I would say you have heat rashititus purplicitus with a touch of necro dottizm. Take a hot bath add 4 cups of sugar to the water and let soak for 30 minutes. Then wear shorts and go near a river or body of water in your area and the mosquitoes will suck away the venom.

Original Poster:
Web MD does not pull up rashititus purplicitus or Neco dottizm.

Regretful child308: (still me)
I had micro necro dottizm as a kid but couldn't find a body of water with any mosquitoes now I have a hump on my back and smell of rotten grass all the time.

Original Poster:
Is no one going to help me for real?

Sincere Man460:
Sounds bad I would follow the Doctor's advice he diagnosed my wife with hyperdonic sexlexia best wedding night ever after I followed his cure of garlic salt and mustard under the tongue twice daily.

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Ya I reported him on that last one and it got removed, people just need to be more considerate when posting. I am going to hell.