Thursday, May 28, 2009

Things to Remember

Remember when putting a cat in the dryer always use a dryer sheet otherwise they come out with static cling.... oh and dead.

Remember to look both ways when crossing the street, and look twice for an Adams apple before picking up a street walker.

Remember to always brush your teeth but never to brush your roommates teeth while he is sleeping.

Remember to never talk to strangers.... this policy did not endear me to my boss when I was a receptionist.

Remember to use the buddy system... it's always best to use a buddy you know otherwise it's a restraining order.

Remember if at first you don't succeed try, try again... That's why you always bring extra ammunition.

Remember the book about the little engine that could and repeat I think I can, I think I can when you are having difficulty doing something... You will often hear me saying this same thing if you are sitting in the stall next to me in the bathroom. Often followed by a chooo choooo!!! Curplunk.

3 comments:

Tonia said...

This is a Friday post. It is too funny for Thursday

me,myself, and I said...

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

Silicone Momma said...

too funny....wow, why didn't I find your blog sooner?