I was reading some famous quotes yesterday and if you change the context that say the quote was coming from zombie Benjamin Franklin instead of well....alive Benjamin Franklin they get pretty funny. Some quotes have been slightly modified to fit our desire for human brains.
The mind is a terrible thing to waste....Mmmmmm brains
United Negro College Fund and brain bank
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. braaaaaaiiiins
Lord of the undead Sir Winston Churchill
Action is eloquence. (Zombie battle cry)
William (Billy the kid) Shakespeare
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough….Now die!
Zombie Albert Einstein
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind...the tasty, tasty mind.
Aristotle the unkind
All would live long, but none would be old...because we’re zombies.
Benjamin Franklin bifocal mutilator