Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Famous Zombie Quotes

I was reading some famous quotes yesterday and if you change the context that say the quote was coming from zombie Benjamin Franklin instead of well....alive Benjamin Franklin they get pretty funny. Some quotes have been slightly modified to fit our desire for human brains.

The mind is a terrible thing to waste....Mmmmmm brains
United Negro College Fund and brain bank

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. braaaaaaiiiins
Lord of the undead Sir Winston Churchill

Action is eloquence. (Zombie battle cry)
William (Billy the kid) Shakespeare

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough….Now die!
Zombie Albert Einstein

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind...the tasty, tasty mind.
Aristotle the unkind

All would live long, but none would be old...because we’re zombies.
Benjamin Franklin bifocal mutilator

1 comment:

Tonia said...

How about this one, (if you add the word brain and change everything to every). It was the quote today at the bottom of my blog,
"A person can't have every brain in this world; and it was a little unreasonable of her to expect it."

Kate Chopin