Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Honesty is the best policy

Honesty is the best policy; Policy subject to change without notice.

Tex-Mex should be changed to: sorry about that whole Alamo thing want some steak?

Politicians should have a 10% pay cut for every lie they tell while campaigning and a 5% for each lie told in office. The proceeds will go to balancing the budget all constituents found to be below 0% will have all or their property and assets seized then will be summarily shot. Or at least that's whats behind the slogan I am running on in 2012. Honesty or death.

What came first the chicken cordon blue or the Omelet? This will decided the age old question of feathers or eggs.

And finally an internet safety tip in the form of this picture

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