Friday, April 17, 2009

Really Random Thoughts... No seriously

The worst sound in the world is when you turn the roll of toilet paper in the public bathroom it lets out the torment screech of a thousand souls and you realize there is nothing left.

I like outdoors fun so I went to buy a Frisbee but when the salesman saw me he would only sell me a boomerang. Stupid insightful salesmen who know that I don’t have any friends to throw things to!

It bothers me slightly that with a minimal amount of training a monkey could do my job. In fact he would probably have better people skills.

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