Monday, April 13, 2009


Make sure and have deviled eggs on Easter you know to represent all the paganism of a possessed bunny with magical powers who craps colored eggs onto your lawn. Otherwise he will sick his flying friend with a tooth fetish to come into your room at night and drool over you while you sleep then feel guilty and leave some money under your pillow, but only after stealing a tooth as a memento of your time together. I love the holidays.


Tonia said...

He does not poop them out. We dye them and then he comes in and steals them and then feels guilty about it but doesn't want to risk another break in so he throws them in the yard and runs like mad.

pipsmithy said...

My fav holiday is All Hallows. At least we don't pretend to celebrate anything other than paganism.