Thursday, February 12, 2009

Random Thoughts

Why is it considered weird when I put a maxy pad on my forehead and go running? They are super absorbent and make a soft headband. Goodbye sweat in my eyes, hello people pointing and staring at the gym.

When I swim I like to pretend I'm a shark it makes the experience more fun. Fun for me not the guy I was pretending was a seal.

People think that it's strange that I don't sleep at night. Not my roommate though he only thinks it's strange when he wakes up to find me sitting in the corner of his room rocking back in forth holding a knife and talking to myself. Nothing stirs up nostalgia like the memory of your first restraining order, I should look him up.


Anonymous said...

How do you keep the maxi pads stuck to your head? I hate getting sweat in my eyes.


Syden said...

I keep it in place with a giant rubber band. The only problem is that if I raise my eyebrows it shoots off the top of my head at astounding velocities. But if the sweat has built up enough the pad stays in place even after I have blinded the poor girl next to me on the treadmill.

The maid said...

The maxi pad thing is practical but out there. Sitting in someones room in the middle of the night with a knife in your hand rocking back and forth is perfectly natural, I do it all the time.