Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Positive thinking

As I finished running 2 miles on the treadmill at the gym this morning, and felt what I thought was a bunched up sock in my shoe. I realized that a giant blister is like a cushion a horrid, miserable, messed up, agonizing cushion. And that girl running in front of me is like a princess, a sweaty scowling princess. And the men's shower is like a swamp full of fungus and naked old people, actually I don't have an analogy for that one. My positive thinking stops at old naked people.

3 comments:

Jeff and Anna too! said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little.......

haha oh my gosh I just read the last four posts... I'm subbing 5th grade right now... and I can't stop snickering to myself... they're all lookin at me..

And speaking of word verifications, the word was ruppit. .. kind of like the kid who just ripped it a minute ago while the class was silently taking a test.. ahha

Tonia said...

You have a limit?

The maid said...

Feel the burn