Friday, January 9, 2009

Side Act 3: Creature of the night

Every now and then when I am trying unsuccessfully to sleep I creep around the house from shadow to shadow being as silently as I can be. I know it sounds crazy but if I am made a vampire anytime soon I'll have a leg up on the other new competition. Also if I spread glittery paint all over me do you think I could convince a really naive girl that I was a good vampire and get a date? I know your out there insane Twilight fans.


The maid said...

What is glittery pain anyway? Is it better than glossy or mat pain? And anyone who would want a silly twilight girl is asking for full strength, undiluted, all the drama pain.

Syden said...

Opps it was supposed to say paint.