The most profound silence I have experienced so far is after letting one rip on the elevator with my boss, his wife, and a new client. It made my eyes water
If boredom was an international sport it probably wouldn't be very exciting to watch on t.v.
If I were an evil overlord and set a bomb to go off I would make it stop at 10 seconds so that the heroes would think they stopped it somehow and would laugh and exclaim how much they loved each other, then the real bomb would go off.
Why on all of the star trek shows when they get boarded by evil aliens did they not just beam those aliens into space? Maybe it looks better on a resume to say repelled alien invaders with phaser, instead of used brain. No body likes a smarty pants.
People often ask me how I have lived with insomnia for so long. I usually just tell them it's because bullets are pretty expensive these days.
I get the impression that the trail to Oregon was just littered with bodies that exploded from dysentery.
I was going to go buy some kind of motivational book today but then I would have to go all the way to the store and finish this senten....
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