Once it again it is time for another installment of Syden's random thoughts
Clowns are supposed to be funny but end up being scary. So you can see how when I painted your cat it was supposed to be amusing, not kill it.
I think you'll find that your razor is really dull and you need to shave for a super important meeting the cheese grater makes a poor substitute.
It is possible to fit a pool ball into an average sized mouth, it is not possible to take it out again without extreme effort because the jaw locks. Also it is hard to call for help when you swoundsw wike wlithhhh *followed by gentle muffled weeping*
I think if I was narcissistic that I would be the best narcissist ever I mean I would be so awesome.
I think that if I tree falls in the woods that it does make a sound, especially if it falls on a beaver.
If I could go back in time and warn myself about one thing it would be that most horrible of days I had. But I wouldn't use the argument I used last time because I didn't listen to me.
I think that if I owned a tamed raptor from the dinosaur era that knew all kinds of tricks like don't eat the neighbors, it would probably be a bad idea to feed it heavy narcotics... I'm just saying.