Friday, March 19, 2010

An ode to the Chinese girl that I used to think was really hot whom I now call monkey butt

You are the Chinese girl at the place I work
I think that you are perhaps a clerk
I used to smile and say hello
When you didn’t answer I just went with the flow
I helped you carry boxes to your car
Which wasn’t fair ‘cause it was really far
You never smiled or even said thank you
It hurt my feelings but you don’t have a clue
I tried to be nice but I always fail
So I spread the rumor that you have a vestigial tail

11 comments:

me,myself, and I said...

nice to have you back

The Naked Writer said...

Nice, you just did her a favour; Vestigal tails are hot! lol
I really like your blog, it's witty and funny.
I hope to see more posts in the future.
Seeing as you can't sleep, maybe you have some time to laugh and check out my blog

http://www.thewritingwomb.com

(i know, shameless self promotion...but where else am i gonna find readers that like the same shit that i like?)
thank you for the support

Abby said...

I'm confused that your blog is ten days ahead of the world i am living in? do you know whether the tories and libdems formed a coalition?

M and W said...

That's funny!

The Kid In The Front Row said...

haha, i love it!

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