If I were a vampire I think I would join PETA because I bet those people that don’t eat meat would be pretty tasty. Also they would never see it coming, and probably if I got caught they would think I was just misunderstood or something. Also most of their campaigning seems to be in the nude for some reason which makes for easy access.
If I were a Vampire I would get upset because I really like garlic chicken pizza.
If I were a Vampire and had till the end of time to do things I bet I would get really, really good at spider solitaire.
I think a vampire with rabies would be extra dangerous because even if you survive now you’ve got rabies… oh and the craving for blood.
I don’t think that Vampires really have to be invited in places I think they are just very polite.
If I were a Vampire I would get girls to go out with me when I stalked them instead of restraining orders.
If I were a Vampire I would have beautiful girl hair. Have you ever seen a Vampire without beautiful girl hair? I think not.
I wonder if Vampires have to play Russian roulette with a crossbow. That's a game you don't want to be picked to go first at.
If I were a Vampire I would probably have to move to Pennsylvania because I don't have a passport and it's the only other vania I know of.
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