The worst sound in the world is when you turn the roll of toilet paper in the public bathroom it lets out the torment screech of a thousand souls and you realize there is nothing left.
I like outdoors fun so I went to buy a Frisbee but when the salesman saw me he would only sell me a boomerang. Stupid insightful salesmen who know that I don’t have any friends to throw things to!
It bothers me slightly that with a minimal amount of training a monkey could do my job. In fact he would probably have better people skills.
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